Pooja Aunty Ki Chudai with Pictures

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Colony Ki Sab Se Sexy Bhabhi

Hi, mera naam Rahul hai.Main south delhi mei rehta hun aur ye mera pehla message he aap logo ke pas. Iska matlab ye nahi ke ye mera pehla sex experience hai. Isse pahle maine bahut sex kiya hai ladkiyon aur auntion se bhi. Me hamesha virgin ladkyian, matured girls and sexy aunties ko sex encounter karne ke liye betab hun aur jo bhi mere sat puri raat gujarna bhi chahe to me bilkul free hun kyun ke me yahan mess me rehta hun so mujhe mana karne wala yahan koi nahi he. So interested divorced aunties are also mail me then i will given my mobile no so that I can reach your home very soon. You can mail me guy_only4girl@yahoo.com Iam eagerly waiting for your reply and this is also true that this is very confidential believe me. Pahle me apna introduction deta hun.Rang gora,height 5.5",age 21, graduate. Aur ek bat jo aap logon ko sayad bura bhi lage ke me apne apka tarif jyda kartahun magar ye sach he kai me apne high school se lekar graduate. Kher me apne bareme kuch jyada hi bol raha hun. Ye stori 1 saal purani he tab mere family ke sat me medical colony me rehta tha aur me b.com ki padhai kar raha tha. Tabhi mere next to neighbour me ek family ka aagman hua. Family me husband,wife aur ek 3sal ka bachha. Waise bhi colony me aur bhi kai bhabian thi par naye bhabi ke samne sab fikka fadne jaise lagta. Kyun ke wo naye the to me kabhi kabhi unka marketing bhi kar leta. Mujhe ghumne ka mauka mil jata aur aunty ko dekhne ka aur kabhi kabhi thoda thoda chune ka bhi. Issi bich ek mahina bit gaya aur bhabi hamare ghar ke sath bhi ghul mil gaye. Unke pati aur papa me bhi gahari dosti ho gayi. Ek din ek marriage ceremony me hame aur bhabi ko bhi niyota mila tha,par mummy ke kuch kam tha so bhabi bhi jane ke liye mana kar diye. So papa aur bhaiya(bhabi ke husband)chale gaye. Party colony se 30km ke duri me tha aur aate waqt jor ki baaris ke bajese papa ne raat ke karib 9 baje mama ko phone me kaha ke mujhe aunty ke ghar jake sone ke liye.

Fir kya me khane kha kar 10baje bhabi ke ghar ke aur chala gaya.Ghanti bajai aur bhabi jhatase darwaza kholdiya.Tabhi me bhabi ko dekh kar dhang ki dhang rah gaya.Aare baton baton me meto to bhabi ka figure out bhi nahi kar paya.Gori chita,lambe ghane bal,breast aage jitna phelahe gaand utna peeche,short cut bole to 36-30-36,5.2",itne sare figure ke sath sath black night, jaise lagake aasman ki koi pari niche ghumne aayi ho. Fir hum dono andar aa gaye bhabhi ne kaha tum baito mai doodh lati hu,me wahi sofe par baith gaya. Thodi der me bhabhi doodh lekar aa gaye ek glass mujhe diya aur ek glass khud lekar mere pass sofe pr baith gaye.Aur ek english movie dekhne lage jisme sirf 2-3 kissing sins hi the,unhone mujhse poocha ki kya rahul tumhara koi girl friend hai ya nahi.Main ghabra gaya ki bhabi kya pooch rahe hai kyunki isse pehle kabhi aise baat hamare unke beech me nahi hue thi. Maine inkaar me sar hila diya to kahne lage ki tum to ladkiyon ki terah sharma rahe ho, maine kaha nahi bhabi aise koi baat nahi hai.To unone kaha ke ek baat batao tumne aaj tak kabhi kisi ladki ya aurat ko nanga dekha hai,to me jan buchkar kaha nahi bhabi aaj tak nahi dekha hai, wo mere bagal me baithe thi or jab baate kar rahe thi to main baar baar unke mammo ki teraf dekh raha tha, bhabi ne mujhe dekhte hue dekh liya tha, wo bole agar dekhna hai to mujhse kaho main tumhe aise hi dekha doonge. Main ghabra gaya ki bhabi kya bol rahe hai, uske baad bhabi ne mere chehre par haath rakhte hue bola kabhi kisi ke saat kuch kiya hai ya nahi. Tabhi mere andar ka jaanbar jag gaya to maine bhabi se kaha ki main aapko kiss karna chhata hoon, or kahte hue unke chehre ko apne teraf kheech kar unke hoto par kiss karne laga, unke hoto bahut hi maaleele thi, main unke hoto ko chusne laga or bhabi mere hoto ko chusne lage, dono kareeb 15 minute tak aise hi kiss karte rahe uske baad bhabi bole ki tum to kah rahe the ki tumne kabhi kuch nahi kiya hai lekin tumhe dekhkar lagta nahi hai ki tumne kabhi kuch nahi kiya hai. Mai kuch nahi bola or bhabi ke bra ek button ko kholkar unke mamme ko halka halka dabane laga, unko bhi accha lag raha tha isliye kuch nahi bole phir maine unke bra ko pura khol diya to bhabi kahne lage tum to bahut tej ho, pehle to tumne kiss karne ko kaha or ab mere mamme dabane lage, maine kaha bhabi aap bahut khoobsurat ho or main aapko chodna chhata hoo, kahe bhabi ki ek mammo par apna muh lagakar chusne laga or dusre mamme ko apne haath se dabane laga, bahbhi bhi masti me aakar uuuuuhhhaaaaaa or jor se chuso sandeep bahut accha lag raha hai chuste rahe uuuuuuhhaaaaaaaa maja aa raha hai sandeep jor se chuso or jorse. Main apne pure speed se bhabi ki mamme ko chusne laga,tabhi wo sirf panty me hi the, mamme chuste hue maine apne haat bhabi ke panty ke ander daal kar unke gaahjho ko sahlane laga tab tak bhabi mast ho chuke thi, bhabi ki gaanjho ko sahalte hue maine unki fuddi ko bhi halke halke sahalane laga, bhabi masti me aaahhhhhhh hhhhhhhh uuuuuuufffffff. Awaz nikal rahe the.

Ek tarf unke nipple se doodh nikal raha tha or dossri tarf unke nipple ko masla raha tha . 1 hrs tak mene unka nipple or choot ma ungli dalta raha unke choot gili ho gayi thi,bad me mene us ka pett per kiss kiya or unke choot ke under apni jib ko dalne laga or unki choot ko me ne achhi tarh chata 25 min tak. Aur bhabi mujhe kiss kar ke kahnay lagien k tum ne to apnaa kaam kar diya ab dekho mein kya karti hoon. Phir bhabhi ne mere lund ki topi par zuban pherni shroo ki,phir dheere dheere pura lund apne moonh mein le liya.aur lollypop ki tarah choosnay lagien.bhabhi bahot achha lund choos rahi thien.mein to us waqt maze aur enjoyment ki heights par tha. Bhabhi ne pehle aahista aur phir tezi se lund choosna shroo kar diya. Bhabhi ne mera lund apni choot par rakha maine eik slow push ke saath apna lund unki choot mein dal diya.since unki choot pehlay hi geeli ho rahi thi isliyee pura lund badi aasani se unki choot mein chala gaya. Pehlay to main bhabhi ko aahista aahista chodta raha phir maine apni speed tez kardi aur bhabhi ko sakhti se chodne laga.bhabhi chudai ka pura maza le rahi thien aur aaaaahh ooohhhh uuuffff hhhyyyyyeee aur tez plz tez uffff oooohhhh ki awaazien nikal rahi thien.unke breasts har jhatkay kay sath hil rahay thay.jo eik hasin aur dilkash nazara tha. Mein chodne ke baad maine bhabhi ko ghhori (doggy style) banaya to unki khoobsoorat aur chaudi gaand ooper ko uth aai aur unke breasts kisi aam ki tarah lataknay lagay.maine bhabhi ki gaand par hath pherte huye lund unki choot mein dal diya aur unke breasts pakad kar zor zor say jhatkay laganay laga main bhabhi ko ji jaan say chod raha tha aur bhabhi bhi chudai mein bharpoor sath de rahi thien.kafi der chudne ke baad bhabhi thandi par gayeen,mein bhi apne climax par tha.maine bhabhi ko kaha k mein chhootnay wala hoon to unhon ne kaha k koi baat nahi tum mere ander hi nikalo. Mere lund se semen ka fuwwara nikla aur bhabhi ki choot veerya se bhar gayee main bhi thak kar bhabhi ke ooper let gaya.thodi der baad maine lund bhabhi ki choot se nikala jo veerya aur bhabhi kay juice say bhara hua tha,bhabhi ne phir mere lund ko chatna shuru kar diya aur isay bilkul saaf kar diya.

Ab bhabi ne kaha sandeep tum to bahut expert lagte ho, mujhse pehle kitno ke saath chudai kar chuke ho, maine kaha bhabi chudai to 14,15 ke saath kiya hai lekin jaise mammeya aapke hai waise mamme maine aajtak nahi chusi hai, aapke mamme bahut tasty hai. Ye kahte hue maine apne ungli fires unki fuddi me daal de or bhabi ne ssscccccaaaaaaaa karte rahe, bahut accha lag raha hai. Or phir maine jhtake se bhabi ki tariff kiya ke sach me aap bahut khoobsurat ho to bhabi ne mujhse kaha ki ye kya bhabi bahbhi laga rakha hai,pehle ye batao tum mujhe raat bhar chhodoge ya nahi.Ye sunkar to mujhe aur bhi khuusi mahsus hua.Iska matlab ye nahi ke me aur kisike saath raat nahi gujari he.Me to peechle 4salon se kitne meri classmate ke sath raat gujari hun par bhabi ke jaisa patience aur kisi me mene nahi dekha tha isliye mujhe bahut khusi mehsus ho raha tha. Tab maine unse kaha ki maine aapko dusre angle se chodna chhata hoon to bole kaun se angle se chodoge ab mujhe, maine kaha ki aap zameen per let jayee or apne pair ko utha kar bed par rakh dijiye or unhone aise hi kiya main unke pairo ke beech me gaya or usko faila kar apne dono kandhe par rakh kar unki fuddi ki ched par apna lun rakhkar dhakke marne laga, es tareeke se unhe bhi accha lagne laga or bole bahut maja aa raha hai mere raja, jaise chodna ho chodo mujhe, main kareeb use angle se 10 minute tak chodne ke baad chut se lund ko nikal kar wapas gaand mein dal diya aur chodne laga. Maine isi tarah har 5 minute ke bad chut aur gaand ki chudayee karta raha. Lagbhag 25-30 minute tak isi tarah chodne ke bad me bola, "Main ab jhadne wala hoon. Tum batao ki mere lund ka paani kahan lena chahti ho, apni chut mein ya gaand mein." Unone kaha, "tum meri gaand mein hi paani nikal do, chut mein to tum pahle bhi nikal chuke ho." Fir mene apna sara anmol rattan unke gaand me dal diya or main bed par aakar let gaya, tabhi unke nazar ghadi par gaye to dekha ki 5 bajane waale hai tabhi unhone mere hoto par jor se kiss kiya or kahne lage jo maja tumhare saath aata hai wo mujhe unke saath (unke husband) nahi aata hai.

Fir bhabi mana karne ke baad bhi mene ghodi bana kar phir se unki chudayee shuru kar di. Is baar mene kewal chut ki hi chudayee ki. Is baar lagbhag 1/2 ghante tak choda tab kahin ja kar mere lund se paani nikla. Ab tak subah ho chuki thi. Bhabi ne kaha ke unki chut aur gaand mein dard bahut ho raha he lekin is chudayee se jo maza mila uske aage yeh dard kuchh bhi nahin. Fir me apne ghar aa gaya aur jab bhi mujhe ye mauka milta me unhe chhodta raha.Har bar mujhe ek alag sa khusi milti thi kyunki aunty he hi itni sexy aur reaction walli jo mene apne 4sal ki sex encounter me nahi payee. Isliye ye mera pehla msg he.Agar aap logon ko ye acha laga to mere life ke aur bhi experience likhunga aur bhi sexy words me.Tab tak ke liye bye dosotn khas kar virgin ladkiyn,matured girls,aunties aur jyada khas karke divorced wifes jinke sath bina jhanjat ke rat gujarna he.

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Bhabhi Ki Chudai kahani

Ladkiyan apne boobs dabane lagenge aur choot ragadne lagengi aur kisi se chudwane ke liye utawali ho jayengi to doston main jaanta hoon aapka waqt kitna kimti hai to ise naa gawate hue main main apni story start kata hoon agar meri kahani acchi lagi to aap se request hai ki mujhe feedback dena naa bhule aur mujhe mail karein mera e-mail id hai shadd2_in@yahoo.com to kahni par aate hai baat us samay ki hai jab

Main 12 ka exam khatan ho gai thi aur vacation suru ho gai thi to maine socha ke kyun naa gaon ghum aaya jai maine apne ghar waalon se poocha to unhone kaha ke acchi baat hai tum gaon bhi ghoom aaoge aur apni hone wali bhabhi se bhi mil aaoge aur tum unke ghar mein hi rehna dosto main batana chahta hoon ke mere bhai ki shaadi tai ho gai thi gaon mein aur diwali mein shaadi hone waali thi waise unke

Parivaar se hamari kaafi poorani jaan pehchaan hai aur  jinke saath mere bhai ki shaadi hone wali thi use bhi main pehchaan ta tha to sabhi ne kaha ke jaake aao 1 mahine ke liye maine khus ho gaya socha ke jara mahol bhi change ho jayega to maine apna reservation karwaliya doston mera gaon kanpur hai so maine tatkal ki ticket nikal wali aur 2 din baad main gaon ke liye rawana ho gaya train kafi bhari hui

Thi jo ke akshar hoti hai mere samne wali berth mein family the jinme maa baap chota bhai aur ek khoobsurat ladki bhi thi maine socha raasta acche se kat jayegi train ne apni raftar le li main un logon se baat chit chalu ki unhone bhi mujhse baat chit ki humne khana bhi saath mein khai aur woh ladki mere saamne wali seat mein pair faila ke baithi thi aur baat karte karte mujhe tirchi najro se dekhe jaa rahi thi maine use

Smile di badle mein usne bhi muhe smile di fir hum dono ek doosre se baat chit chalu kardi aur raat mein sote samay main upar wale birth mein soya jo ke mere naam par resrve thi aur who khubsoorat ladki mere saamne wali seat par aakar let gai raat bhar hum dono ne baate ki subah kab hui pata nahi chala fir main kanpur pahuch gaya mujhe receive karne bhaiya ke hone wale sasur aaye yaane ki father in law aaye maine

Unke pair chue aur ghar ki aur chal diye hum jo ki station se 20 min ki doori par hai by car to main ghar pahuch gaya aur sabhi se mila fir meri najar meri hone wali bhabhi par padi wow main to unhe ek tak dekhta hi reh gaya woh ek bahot hi khoopsurat dress mein thi woh kya khoobsurat lag rahi thi bayan nahi kar sakta jo main us samay feel kar raha tha woh aap logon ki samajh mein nahi aayega woh ek

Pari jaisi lag rahi thi maine unke paas gaya aur hi bola badle mein unhone mujhe hello bola aur poocha kaise ho maine kaha aap ko dekh liya ab bilkul theek hoon to woh sarmagai fir main haath mooh dhul kar sofe mein baith gaya aur chai nashta ki maine us din kuch khas to nahi hua phir raat mein hamne sone ki vyavastha ki meri choti maami aur unke bacche neeche wali room mein sone gai aur nani badi mami jo ki

Meri hone wali bhabhi ki maa thi woh terrace mein sone aai jahan main aur bhabhi bhi sone wale the aur beech ka room poora khali tha unka ghar double mala ka tha aur hum kuch is tarah se soye nani mere bagal wali khaa tpar meri bhabhi mere sar ke peeche wali khaat par aur unki mom kinare par meri bhabhi aur mera khaat ek doosre ke touch mein tha horizontal and vertical position par so raat mein nani aur mami to

So gai par hum dono bate karte rahe kyunke hum bachpan ke friends hain aur main ipod sun raha tha jiska ek cod mere kaan mein aur doosra bhabhi ke kaan mein tha meri hone wali bhabhi ka naam neha tha waise maine unke figure ke baare mein aaplogon ko batana hi bhul gaya unka gigure kuch 34 24 34 hoga mere man mein unke liye kuch galat nahi tha kyun ke hum bachpan ke friends the aur woh meri hone

Wali bhabhi thi raat kaise beet gai kuch pata hi nahi chala naa woh soi naa main doosre din bhi yahi silsila chalta raha fir dopahar ko main gali ke ladkon ke saath hamare saamne wali ground mein match khel raha tha main jeans aur black innerwear mein tha with a black goggle main jab batting kar raha tha tab woh balcony se mujhe dekh rahi thi aur cheer up! Kar rahi thi main bhi kafi foorti se batting karne laga aur

Kafi saandar shot laga raha tha with cool attitude bhabhi ko sayad ye dekh accha lag raha tha match khatam hone ke baad main neeche wale rrom mein chair par baitha jahan ke koi nahi tha aur bhabhi ko aawaj lagai ke neha paani leke aa (shadi nahi hui thi isliye main unhe naam se pukarta tha maine pehle hi unhe keh diya tha ke shaadi ke baad hi tumhe bhabhi bulaunga woh bhi maan gai) fir neha pani leke aagai maine

Paani piya aur ac ke saamne apni bandi khol kar khada ho gaya bhabhi boli shadd u have a nice build maine kaha ke kahan neha abhi to aur banana baki hai waise tareef ke liye sukriya doston main us samay health concious tha aur regular gym jaya karta tha to mere sareer se pasine beh rahe the bhabhi ne towel liya aur mere sene se pasine pochne lagi maine kaha ke are neha tu to abhi se mera itna khayal rakh rahi hai meri

Bhabhi banne ke baad kitna khayal rakhegi unhone kaha ke main teri bhabhi baad mein banungi pehle hum ek acche dost hai fir raat ko hum wahi ipod mein gaane sun rahe the main apna haat peeche rakh kar so raha tha aur kuch der baad neha mere haaton ki naakhunon se khel rahi thi aur boli ke kitni acchi nakhoon hai tumhari maine kahan haan woh to hai fir dheere dheere woh mere haath mein apne naakhunon

Se gudgudi karne lagi mujhe kaafi accha lag raha tha aur isime saari raat gujar gai 2 din tak aisa hi chalta raha fir ek din dopahar ko main apne kapde dhoond raha tha kyun ke main naha ke nikla tha aur maine neha se poocha ke mere kapde kahan hai usne kaha ke upar faila hua hai jaakar le lo main wahan gaya maine kaafi dhunda par mujhe nahi mila maine neha ko aawaj lagai ke yahan aakar bata ke kahan hai mera

Kapda to usne ek rassi se mujhe nikal ke di aur kaha ke dikhta nahi kya din mein yahin par to faili thi maine kaha thanks aur doston main us samay sirf towel mein that haan under underwear pehna hua tha jaise main seedi se neeche aane laga tab meri towel khul gai aur jamin mein gir gai neha ne dekh liya aur hasne lagi maine kaha ke kya has rahi ho to woh chup ho gai fir uska dhyan mere underwer par gaya main cur

Underwear pehanta hoon woh bhi jockey kaa tha woh use dekhti rahi maine kaha ke kya dekh rahi ho usne kaha ke kuch nahi mere man mein abhi tak uske liye galat bhawna nahi thi phir raat ko hum sone lage us raat neha kaafi haseen lag rahi thi kyunke woh makeup karke sone aai hui thi woh ek nighty mein thi main use dekhta hi raha fir hum late gaye aur gana sunne lae us din kaafi garmi thi is liye maine bandi

Nahi pehni thi sirf 3 forth pehna hua tha daily ki tarah neha mere nakhunon se khel rahi thi mujhe bhi accha lagta tha ye sab mujhe kuch need sa lag raha tha kyun ke us raat humne jyada baate nahi ki thi woh sirf mera haat pakad ke apne nakhunon se mujhe sehla rahi thi so mujhe neend aane ladi dheere dheere uska haath badhte hue mere arms tak aa gaya main so raha tha fir woh mere hoton ko sehla rahi thi mujhe

Kuch pata nahi chala fir usne apne haath mere chati par sehlana chalu kiya main garam hone laga aur achanak meri need khul gai maine dekha ke neha ye sab kar rahi thi maine uska haath pakad liya sabhi gehri neend mein so rahe the maine usse aankhon mein dekha to uske aankhon mein ek nasha tha maine mujhe kaafi acchi lagrahi thi us pal mere dimag mein apne bhai ka khayal aaya fir socha chodo jo hota

Hai hone doon fir maine uska haath chod diya usne fir mera haat pakda aur use chumne lagi main kaafi garan hone laga aur controle khone laga fir maine apna haat uske haat mein sehlane laga use bhi maja aa raha tha aur fir maine apne fingures uske lips par rakhe woh meri fingures ko kiss kar rahi thi uske baad maine apni fingures uske lips par ghumane laga uske mooh se kuch aawaje aane lagi maine socha ke uski

Aawaj sunkar sabhi jag jayenge maine use kaha ke chalo neeche wale room mein usne kaha ke theek hai doston jaisa ke maine bataya tha ke beech wale floor par koi nahi sota hai so main pehle neeche gaya aur 10 min baad woh bhi aa gai maine uska face pakad kar uski aanko mein dekhne laga uski aankhon mein pyas dikhai de rahi thi maine uski aakhon ko chuma fir uski lips kissing start ki usne bhi mera poora saath

Diya uske baad maine use bed par leta diya aur usle bagal par let gaya aur uske baad hum ek ddosre ko chipak kar ek doosre ko kiss karne lage fir maine apna haath uske boobs par kapdo ke upar se rakha kafi naram tha yaar main use thoda thoda dabane laga use kaafi maja aa raha tha aur boli ke shadd dabao ise joor joor se maine waisa hi kiya aur jor jor se dabane laga fir maine uski nighty nikal di aur ab woh mere saamne

Bra aur panty mein thi jo ki black colour ki thi maine uske poore body par kiss karne laga aur woh pagal ho rahi thi fir maine uske bra ke upr se uske boobs dabane lage aur mooh mein bharke choosne laga woh ucchal rahi thi fir maine uska bra ka hook apne daaton se khol kar bra ko nikal diya wah kya round boobs thi yaar with a pink nipples mere mooh mein paani aane laga main uske nipples ko chus rahatha aur ek ball ko

Haaton se daba raha tha fir woh mere upar chad gai aur mere saare kapde nikal di sirf  mera underwear rehne di aur mere poore body ko kiss karne lagi  fir usne mere underwear ke upar se hi mere lund ko ragadne lagi main paagal sa hone laga woh meri goti bhi sehla rahi thi fir usne apne daaton se mera underwear nikal diya mera lund fanfanata hua bahar aagaya woh khus ho gai mera lund dekh kar aur dar bhi rahi thi ke

Itna bada lund woh jhel kaise paigi uske mooh mein pani aane laga par woh ruk gai maine poocha ke kya hua usne kaha ke itna bada main nahi le paungi maine kaha ke kuch nahi ladkiyan to isse bhi bada bdaa jhel leti hai fir woh maan gai maine use mooh mein lene ko kaha pehle to woh maane ke liye tayyar nahi hui par seduce karne par woh maan gai aur mere lund ka supada apne mmoh mein leke chatne lagi main

Saatwe aasman par tha aphir woh thoda thoda karke mera poora lund apne mooh mein leke blowjob dene lagi main bhi ucchal ucchal ke uske mooh mein fatke lagane laga fir woh mere goti ko sehla ne lagi fir unhe bhi mooh mein bhar kar chatne lagi aisa 10 min tak chalta raha fir maine use leta diya aur uski panty nikal di waah ka choot thi choti si aur bina baal wali thodethode baal the par naa ke barabar main uske chut ke

Paas apna mooh daal diya aur apne jeep se chatne laga use kaafi maja aane laga woh mere baalon so sehla rahi thi fir mere mooh ko apne chut par dabane lagi aur apne taango se mujhe jalad liya fir woh jhad gai fir maine der naa karte hue apna lund uske choot mein daala to thosa saa hi gay woh chillane lagi maine socha ke sabh uth jayenge fir maine apna lips uske lips par rakhkar ek aur jhatka diya to mera aadha

Lund uske choot ke andr pel diya uske aankho se paani aane laga maine uske lips ko chusta hi raha aur kuch der ke liye ruk gaya jab dekha woh saant ho gai hai fir ek jor kaa dhakka diya aur mera poora kaa poora lund uska seel todta hua andar chala gaya woh chillana chah rahi thi par maine uska mooh apne lips se daba rakha tha phir main dhakka dena start kar diya uske mooh se aaahhhhh uumm iiiissss jaisi aawajein aane

Lagi woh bhi mera poora saath de rahi thi main jhadne waala tha isliye maine apna lund bahar nikal diya aur uske mooh mein daal diya aur 2 min baad mera jhad gaya tha aur usne mera saara lund apne jeeb se chat chat kar saaf kar diya raat ke 3:45 baj rahe the phir humne apna apna kapde pehan kar upar aagaye dekha sab gehri neend mein so rahe the maine poocha ke kaisa laga usne kuch nahi kaha bas mere lips mein

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Karachi ke girls

so karachi ke girls is ko read kurnay say pehlay apnay door ka room lock kur deian becasue mujay poora yaqeen hay is ko read kur kay jis larkee nay kabi be apne kunware phudi main finger nehe dlae ho ge wo be apne phudi main aisa feel kurray ge jaiasy main us kay sath real main sex kur reha hoon. Mere stories kay reply main bohat se emails aate hain especiaaly khi ke girls ke , ummmmm khi ke larkee sub say zadya must hote hay sex main.Mujay eik email aye from Nida ( name change kur diya hay our yeah story us ke permission say likh reha hoon) kay main aap say dosti kurna chatee hoon. Main nay reaply main bataya kay main raat ko 11.30 bajay kay online hota hoon.

Kuch dino tuk us ka koie reply nehe aya our mere yeah aadet nehe kay larkee kay peechay pur jayo, shayd us ke koie majboori ho sahtee hay kay wo fooran reply na kur shatee ho.Koie 3 weeks kay baad us ke email aye kay wo lahore say bahir gaye hoie thee is liya jaldi reply nehe kur shakee.Then us nay bataya kay aap ke phudi phar story bohat acche lage our wo be meray sath sex kurna chatee hay, main nay us ke figure pooche then us nay bataya 34 26 32, . Us nay bataya kay us nay apnay cosuon say kissing ke hay our wo us ke breast suck kurta hay lakin aaj tuk wo fuck nehe hoie. Wo kunware thee abe tuk our apna kunwera pun khatam kurna chatee thee girls.Main nay us ko keha kay pehlay tum meray sath pehlay eik bar oral sex kurro then sex ka decide kurna , Phir wo saturday nihgt ko online aye our apne pic send ke , ufffff wo bohat pyare larkee thee us nay yellow colour ke pholon wale qameez pehen hoie thee our blue colou ke shalwar ,us ko dkeh kur he mera 9 inch lamba lun tight ho gaya ,our main soochnay laga kay is ke phudi kitne soft our tight ho ge , maza aya ga choodnay ka, phir main nay soocha kay is ko sex chat main itna garam kur doon ga kay yeah khud kehay akhter mujay fuck kur do.

Saturday night ko us kay sath main nay sex chat ke our girls us ko main nay sex chat main itna terpa diya kay us nay muj say mera phone number managa , kuch time kay baad mujay us ke call aye , us ke awaz kanp rhee thee us nay keha muj control nehe ho reha, plzzzz aab aap mujay real main be pyar kurro.our jo kuch sex chat main pyar kia wo sub kurna ho ga .Main nay be phone pur us ko pyar wale baten batayen kay tum eik dulhan ke teran us din ready hona then wo sherma gaye . Nazia nay bataya kay us ke friend kay ghar waly shadi pur sialkoat ja rehain hain, wo apne friend say us kay ghar ke key lay la ge then phir aram say sex kia ja shaktain haian.Main nay us ko bataya kay tum us din apne phudi ke shave kur kay ana our hands and legs ke wax be kurna.wo bohat must ho rehe thee mere batain sun kur.Main bohat khus tha kay khi ke itne pyar larkee say mere dosti ho gaye.

Phir kuch dino kay baad nazia nay mujay call ke our keha kay us ke friend kay ghar waly shadi pur chulain gain hain our us nay apne friend say duplicate key lay le hay, aab friday ke sham ko wo meray sath 2 hours mil shatee hay.Then main nay be sex ke prepration shurro ke , apnay 9 inch long our motay lun ko acche teran saf kia , neecay say shave ke,ummmmm girls natural time fuck kurnay ka 3, 4 minute hota hay jis kay baad murd discharge ho jata hay, lakin mera sex time 30 mint se 1 ghante -tuk hay. I know nazia ke kuwnare phudi ko bohat maza aya ga is say.

Then friday ko sham 5 bajay us ke call aye our us nay apne friend kay ghar ka address batay. Main jub wehan poncha then wo pehlay say he mera wait kur rhe thee, us nay door oepn kia our main under chula gaya. Us nay light pink ke shalwar our half sleeve qameez pehne hoie thee our us kay long hair thay, wo such main eik pari ke teran lag rehe thee.eik doosray ko dkeh kur hum dono muskera diya. Then wo mujay bed room main lay gaye our yar uffff us nay bed pur gulab kay phool ke pieces ( peteyen) dalen hooien thee, main bohat khush howa kay nazia nay itna accha arrnage kai, main nay poocha yaeah sub kia hay wo huns kur bole akhter aaj mere suhag raat he our main aap ke dulhan hoon.Side table pur honey ke new bottle rekhe hoie thee our bed kay upper eik white sheet thee.Us nay keha akhter aaj main sirf tumahre hoon , mujay apna buna looo our bohat pyar doo, wo yeah keh kur meray seenay say lag gaye our main us ko pyar kurna laga, us ke neck kay hair peechay kur kay us ke neck ko kissing shurro ke , wo ummmm ke awaz nikelnay lage,phir us ke bed pur jana ka keha to wo shurma gaye, main nay us ko apne godi main utheya our bohat aram say bed pur leta diay, mujay us ke dil ke dhurkan feel ho rehe thee bohat teez ho gaye thee.

main us kay upper lat gaya our us ke neck ko doobara kissing kurnay laga our phir us ke neck ko bite kee, pehlay slow biting then wo must hote ja rehe thee kehan lage plzz zoor say bite kurro, bohat soft neck thee us ke girlsssss, story read kuray howay girls aap be real main feel kurro sub kuch then bohat must ho jayo ge aap be ,,,,,,mujay be experience he kay i know larkee romance chatee hay bohat zayda fuck honay say pehlay. jitna zayda larkee ko romacne kia jaya ga itne he wo aap ke deewane ho jaye ge. jaisay nazia mere deewane ho gaye the.Then main nay us ke breast ko press kia us ke shirt kay upper upper say, wo ummmm ke awaz nikel rehe thee, main na us ke shirt upper ke , then shemeez, phir us ke breast ko press kurnay laga bra main hath dal kur , wo kehany lage plz mere shirt uttar do aram say suck kurro, aaj main tumahre he hoon yar.Jo merzi kurro.Phir girls main nay us ke shirt uttare , then shameez, ummmmm aab wo bra main the bohat pyare lag rehe thee, khi ke girls apne shirt uttaro our shameez be , then main us kay peechay gaya our us ka bra ka hook khola aaaaaaaa our peecahy say hands dal kur us ke breast ko puker liay, bohat soft thay us kay breast, us ko bed pur seedha letaya our us kay upper lat gaya, us nay keha main aap ke shirt uttarte hoon.

Us nay mere help ke shirt uttarnay main, then main us kay upper lat gaya our us ka jism doobara chatna shurro kia , us ke neck say start kia us ko chatna, us ke bohat must azazan nikel rehe theen musti say,us ke breast ko dono hands say puker kur rub kurta reha , jis say us kay nipples bohat tight ho gay thay, then us ke breast ko chssona shurro kia , nipples say zaban ko rub kurta howay neecay ke teraf lay kur aata , then main nay honey ke bottle open ke our girlssssssss us ke breast kay pass our nipples ko accehe teran honey say, then honey ko breast kay neechay say chatna shurro kia our slwo slow chahta howa nippels ko chatna shurro kia , jub hoeny chat reha tha then us nay eyes close kur leen , phir main nay nipples ko bite kia , us nay cheek mare, uffff akhter mar dalo gay kia , main nay , bohat tight nippels thay us kay, then wo meray upper late our mere chest ko chatna shurro kia , wo be chest ko chat chat kur neechay aa rehe thee.

Phir us nay mere pant main say uffff meray lun ko rub kurna shurro kia, girls us ke eyes main bohat pyass nuzer aa rehe thee pyar ke. Us nay mere belt kholi our then paint ka button khol kur mere zip neecahy ke, ummmmm main to sooch be nehe shakta tha kay wo pyar ke itne bhooke hay, then us nay keha amir plzzz apne pant uttaro aab muj say our burdast nehe hota, main nay movies main suck kurtay howay dkeha hay lakin aaj real main kurna chahtee hooon.Phir us nay mere help ke our mere pant our phir underwear uttar diya, girls mera 9 inch lamba our kafi moota lun us kay samanay tha, pehlay us nay lun ko puker kur rub kia apnay hand say, main nay keha mere jan is ko chooso yeh tumhera hay, uffff yar us nay pehlay lun ka cap ko kissing ke , then thoora say lun apnay mouth main dala our phirrrrrrrrrrr pooray lun ko choosnay lage , kisse loly pop ke teran, moive dkeh dekh kur wo shayd lun chssonay ke expert ho gaye thi, 45 mint tak woh mery lun ko chosti rahi phr mene usy bataya ky main discharj hone wala ho usny kaha ok mujhy yeh mazedar sharbat peena hy phir main nay apna sara liquid nazia kay mouth main discharge kur diya, wo us ko chat chat kur saf kur rehe thee.

Main nay keha nazia aab mere trun hay, us nay keha akhter mujay itna zayada romance kurro kay main aaj kay baad kabi kisse say sex ka na sooch sukon.Main us kay sath lat gaya our phir apnay eik hand say us ke shalwar kay upper say phudi ko rub kurnay laga,us nay shalwar main elastic dala howa tha, main nay us ke shalwar main hand dal kur us ke phudi ko touch kiaaaaaaa, ufff us ke phudi kay pass koe be hair nehe tha, muj say reha nehe gya yarro, our main nay us ke legs ke teraf ja kur slow slow us ke shalwar uttar deeeeeeeee, aaaaaaa us nay apne legs ke wax kee hoien thee our us ke legs ko oepn kia then us ke bohat chooti se phudi nuzer aye , jis kay dono lips taqreeban sath gurray howay thay, aaaaa bohat tight phudi .Main nay honey ke bottle doobara khole our us ke feet ke fingers ko hoeny lagaya phir us ke figners say ko chatnay laga, us ke figners ko bite be kurta ja reaha tha , nazia ke to jaisy jan he nikel gaye ho, wo kehnay lage akhter i love you tum bohat accha romance kurtya ho, jaisay main nay soocha tha us say be zayda, main nay keha nida fuck to hur koie kurta hay lakin asl maza aata hay larke ko fuck kurnay say pehlay romace zaroor kurro.

Phir main nay us ke legs ko apnay hands say rub kurna shurro kia our then girls us ke legs ko chatna shurro kia , legs ko chahtay howay main nay us ke legs kholen our phir apne 1 finger us ke kunware phudi main daleeeeeeeeeeeee, us nay hulke se cheek mare, main nay apne finger pur thoora sa lotion lagaya our us ke phudi main finger dale , us ko durd ho rehe thee lakin us nay mujay rooka nehe, jub poori finger under chale gaye phir main then main nay finger ko slow slow under bahir kurna shurro kia , ummmmmmm i know khi ke girls ke phudi ka maza he our hay, phir apne finger ko us ke phudi amin acche teran ghumaya our then us ko phudi say nikel kur apne zaban say us ka meeta meeta phudi ka juice chata , ummmmmm bohat tasty thako acche.

Nazia nay keha akhter aab mere phudi ko be chato kub say yeah betab hay tumrhay lips ko choonay kay liya,main nay us ke dono legs ko poora khol diya , aab us ke phudi kay lips saf nuzer aa rehay thay, ummmmmm phir main nay girlssssss us ke phudi ko pehlay smell kiaa, aaa kia nasha say ho reha tha mujay,main nay us ke phudi kay lips kay pass apne zaban rub kurne shurro ke, wo kehany lage akhter aab fuck kur dooo nehe reha jata, lakin girlssssss main phudi zaroor chahta hoon, aap be apne apne phudi pur mere zaban feel kurro, phir main nay us ke phudi kay bilkul upper apne zaban rekheeeeeeee, wo terap rehe thee yarrr, jaisay us ke jan nikel rehe ho, lakin abe to main nay us ke phudi ka juice peena tha, main nay us ke phudi kay lipss ko apne 2 fingers say open kia our phir girlssss, us ke phudi kay under zaban jitne dal shakta tha dal dee our phudi ko under say chatna laga, bohat salty, juicy, our tasty phudi thee, main us ke phudi koie 2, 3 min chahta reaha our us ke pyare se, masti say bhurpoor awazen pooaray room main gong rehe thee, then mujay feel howa kay wo discharge honay wale hay, us nay meray head ko pukera our zoor zoor say apne phudi pur press kurnay lage, main nay be us ke legs ko our khola our phudi ko zoor zooor say chatna shurro kiaaaaaaaa our phir girlssssss us ke phudi say white colour ka juice nikelnay lagaaaaa , main apne zaban say us ko chatnay laga, aaaaa maza aa gaya , us ke phudi say kafi liquid nikela. bohat maza aya, main utha our us ko kissing kurnay laaga, wo bohat zayada khush thee .

So girls yeah sub say best time hota hay choodnay ka becasue is time larkee ke phudi under say bohat zayada geele hote hay our without lotion lun under easily chula jata hay jis say larkee ko zayada pain nehe hote.Main nay apne paint ke pocket say imported condoms nikelay our spray be nikela, our phir main nay nazia ko keha yar apnay hands say condom cherwayo, us nay muskera kur keha okkk mere jan, then us nay 2 condom chera diya, our keha akhter aab fuck kur dooo, tum terptay bohat ho.Main nay nazia say poocha nazia kia aaj gand be phar doon , wo huns kur bole akhter main aaj tumahre ho jo merzi kurro, bus mujay maza doo. Ufffffff us ke gand boaht soft thee. Any way main nay us ko bed pur letaya our us ke legs open kee, our us ke phudi kay pass lun rekha, i know us ke phudi bohat tight theee then main nay us ko keha kay nazia durd ho ge then burdast kur loo ge, wo bole kay zayada maaza kiss main aata hay main nay keha jub poora lun eik dum phudi main jata hay , then durd to hote hay bohat, lakin maza be bohat zayada aata hay.Main samaj gaya kay nazia yehe chatee hay kay eik he jerk main lun phudi ko phar dayy. Main nay us ke geele phudi main finger dale jo bohat easily under chalee gaye, phir us ko doobara kissing shurro ke , our wo doobara garam honay lage.

Main nay aab us ke phudi kay pass lun ka cap rekha our us ke phudi kay upper rukh kur slow slow rub kurnay laga, wo kehanay lage plzzzz dal be dooo, tum bohat zalim ho, main nay phir eik zoor say jerk mara aaaaaaaaa, our meray lun ke cap phudi main gaye , us nay cheek mareee, uffff akkhhht, main ruk gaya lakin wo bole akhter phar doo aaj mere phudi mere jan, main us kay upper lat gaya our us kay lips ko apnay lips say goor liya , then main nay lun ko itne zoor say jerk mara kay mujay laga half lun under chula gaya, nazia bohat terap rehe thee, zahir hay sweet sweet girls of khi , us ke kuwnare phudi aab phantay wale thee.Main nay us kay lips koo doobara apnay lips say joora lakin us nay keha plzzz aab nehe aap poora under dalo, main nay us ke bat sun kur lun thoora sa bahir nikela our girlsssssssssssssssssss feel it in your phudi, nida ke phudi main mera 9 inch ka poora lun under tuk chula gaya, us ke cheekh bohat unchee theeeeeeeeeee, i know abhe phudi phati hay, abe is ko chood chood kur maza dena hay.

Us ke eyes say anso nikel rehay thay, main nay apnay hand neechay us ke phudi kay pass rub kia ummmmmm mere finger pur blood lag gaya, so masoom girls, nazia ke phudi phat chukee theeeee.plz mera lun feel kurro apne apne phudi main, 2 min tuk us ko kissing kurta reha our lun under rehnay diya, phri bahir nikela our again pooray zoor ka jerk mara , aab lun thoora sa easily phudi main chula gaya,us nay kehaaaaaaaa akhter plz zoor zoor say fuck kurro, then friends main lun ko taqreeban poora bahir nikel kur itnay zoor say jerk marta kay lun ka cap us ke bacay dani main ghus gaya, itna zoor say jerk maray kay bed kay be hilnay ke awaz aa rehe thee, wo 3, 4 min kay baad discharge ho gayeeee, i feel kay us ke phudi poori bhar gaye thee our kafi sara liquid us ke phudi say nikel kur bahir bed sheet pur gir reha thaaaa, us ka jsim relax ho gaya tha, lakin main aabe be us ko chood reha thaaaa, koie 35 min kay baad mujay feel howa kay mean be chootnay wala hoon, then main nay speed bohat teez kur dee us ko choodnay keeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, aaaaaaa, mere jan tum sirf mere hoo, aaaa, aaa phir jub mera liquid release honay laga , main nay poora 9 inch lun under dal diya, ufffff mera liquid nikelta he ja reha tha, lakin main nay 2 condoms ise liya use kiya thay kay nazia pregenent na ho jaya.

Phir lun bahir nikela then us pur white liquid our red blood kay drops thay, main nay nazia ko dkeha our wo kehnay lage akhter main nay jo soocha tha sex kay aap nay us say bohat zadya maza diya, plz mere gand phir kabi fuck kurna. Main nay keha okkk nida , main zabardasti nehe kurta in sex.Phir us nay bed sheet say white sheet uta dee. Wo bath room main chale gaye , main be us kay peechay peechay gaya, wo apna face wash kur rehe thee our ufffff us ke chooti se gand dkeh kur mera lun phir khera ho gaya, lakin main nay apnay aaap ko control kia.Us nay poocha akhter kia dkeh rheay ho main nay such bata diya nazia tumahre gand bohat pyar hay. Wo bole ider ayo then us nay apne friend kay room main eik cupboard the us main say eik album nikele, our apne friend ke pictures dkehanay lagaye. Us ke friend be bohat payare theee, nazia bole akhter main nay apne friend say promise kia hay kay agar akhter nay sex ka bohat zayda maaza diya then wo akhter ko kehay ge kay mujay be sex ka maza day.Main nay poocha kai tumahre friend fuck hoie, us nay keha kabi neheeeeeeeeee. So girls phir main nay nazia ke friend ko be fuck kia . main nay nazia ke friend ke gand ka be maza liya.

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santa banta jokes pack.(series)

Santa: main shaadi karke khush rahna chaahtaa hoo. 

Banta: arey yaar, mazaak mat karo. hasne ki mood nahi hai. 

Santa apne bete ko: is baar agar exam mein fail huaa, to mujhe pitaji mat bulaana. 

kuch din ke baad, 

Santa: result ka kya hua? 

Santa ka beta: sorry santa 

Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon. 

Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na. 

Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu? 

Santa aur banta ko 500 ka ek note milaa. 

Santa: hum ise 50-50 karlenge 

Banta: baaki 400 kaa kya karoge? 

Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar? 

Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne 

Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa? 

Banta: 500 Rs 

Santa: itnaa huaa kya? 

Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar 

Santa: kelaa kitna hai? 

Dukaanwala: 1 Rupay 

Santa: 60 paise mein doge kya? 

Dukaanwala: itne me to sirf kele kaa chilkaa hi milegaa 

Santa: to 40 paise leke sirf kelaa dedo 

Santa: padosi se hatouda maang leke aanaa zara 

Banta: maangaa thaa, lekin nahi diye 

Santa: log bahut laalchi bangaye hai. chalo, hamaara hatouda leke aao jaldi 

Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya? 

Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaa 

Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya? 

Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar 

Funniest Hindi Jokes 

Santa: mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai 

Banta: kyu? itna gamandi hai kya? 

Santa: nahi. woh behara hai 

Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara? 

Banta: usne mujhe poocha ke "Khaana khaaye kya"? 

Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai na. phir kyu maara? 

Banta: main toilet mein baita tha 

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai. 

Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa? 

Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye 

Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum? 

Banta: woh to tumhaari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hoo? 

santa ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padaate ho, to mujhe mere pitaa ki yaad aati hai. 

Sirji: achchi baath hai. kisliye unki yaad aati hai? 

santa ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padaana nahi aata hai. 

Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai. 

Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai 

Santa: shaadi ke baad tumhaari jimmedaari badgayee hai kya? 

Banta: haan yaar. pehle sirf mere liye khaana pakaana tha. ab mere biwi ke liye bhi pakaanaa pad rahaa hai. 

Santa aur Wife Hindi Joke 

Santa: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai? 

Banta: maine galti se use bola tha ki "tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho" 

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi 

Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge? 

Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga 

Santa: agar fail hua to? 

Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga 

Santa: woh kyu? 

Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo 

Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge? 

Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai? 

Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai, to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai 

Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua? 

Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main so rahaa tha? 

Santa ne apna cellphone leke dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu? 

kyunki use check karna tha ke uske cell mein bluetooth hai ki nahi. 

Doctor: bantaji, khaane baad neend ki goliya lee na aapne. 

Banta: uff!! khaane ke baad zor se neend aa raha tha to maine goli lena bhool gaya 

Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes 

Santa ka ghoda kho gayaa tha aur waha bahut khush tha 

Banta: arey, tumhaara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? jyu? 

Santa: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske saath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jaata na!!! 

Santa ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shaadi kar leni chahiye. 

Santa: achcha... lekin hame shaadi karega koun? 

pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai? 

santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diya 

Pappa: sunitha ko dekho, 1st class mein pass kee hai. 

santa: haa, use dekhtaa rahaa to isiliye main fail ho gaya 

Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai? 

Waiter: 50 Rs. 

Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai 

Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir 

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes 

Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai? 

Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa diyaa :-( 

Banta: kaise? 

Santa: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur India ne match haar gaya 

Banta: lekin 2000 kaise? 

Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha. 

Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane? 

Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai. 

Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane? 

Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai? 

Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga sir 

Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha. 

Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya? 

Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha 

Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai? 

Banta: yeh race hai. jo jeetega use prize milega 

Santa: agar sirf jeetnewaale ko prize milega to itne log kyu bhaaga rahe hai? 

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Teacher students 3

Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche? 

Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha 

Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha 

Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha 

Anpad baap: jaise bhi ho, 4 saal ka apna padaai pooraa kardiye. aage kya karoge? 

Beta: ji, arrears naam ka ek course hai, use pooraa karna hai. 

Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise? 

Student: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-) 

Teacher: Tumhaara Maa kaa naam kya hai? 

LKG student: Mummy 

Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho? 

Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :-) 

Teacher: agar aise hee padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge. 

Student: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaaunga sir. 

Teacher: jisko kaan sunaayi nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulaate hai? 

Santa: kuch bhi bulaa sakte hai. kyunki use sunaayi nahi detaa hai na. 

Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai? 

Student: zebra hai sir 

Teacher: kaise: 

Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na 

Teacher: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare pitaa ke handwriting main hai? 

Student: maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa sir 

Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge. 

Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir. 

Teacher: kyu? 

Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate 

Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein aavishkaar kiye. 

Pappu: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata 

Teacher: Akbar kaun tha? 

Student: pata nahi sir. 

Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa 

Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai? 

Teacher: pata nahi. 

Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega. 

Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum bataao 45+5 kitna hua? 

Student: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho

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